Cruel Hollywood Kidnaps a New Friend

November 6, 2011 § 13 Comments

Have you ever met someone so cool and funny you think, I am going to have that person for a friend? Whether they like it or not?  Oh some people call it “stalking” but whatever.  A few years ago, we cast Yvette Nicole Brown in two of our Lexus commercials with Andy Roddick. I looked right past the dreamy smile and Utopian pecs of Andy Roddick and fell in love with YNB. So funny, so talented, so nice. I thought she’d be mine forever to remain a struggling actress while I threw her lame ad projects like crickets to a starving meerkat. But NOOOOOOOOOOO.  Hollywood totally stalk-blocked me and now she’s on the hit show Community.  But I keep hoping that one evening after a long day of filming, she will walk out to the parking lot, look up and notice me clinging lynx-like to the lower branches of a California Sycamore and waving frantically while calling Heyyyyyy got a lead on a Slanket commercial, come back, come baaaaaaaaack!  (Community Thursday 8 pm/7c on NBC)

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