It’s the Day After the Great Disgruntled Pet Uprising

November 1, 2011 § 11 Comments

Sniffles is an unlikely hero. A gentle, self-effacing mixed breed shepherd, no one thought he would be the quiet leader of the Great Disgruntled Pet Uprising, when all the dressed-up pets writhed out of their costumes, shook the stupid hats off their heads, clawed off their Princess Lea masks and their tinfoil fairy wings, gnawed off the paper bells dangling from what was left of their testicles, and turned on their owners in a vicious massacre that left nearly twelve million anthropomorphizing Americans with too much time on their hands dead. For ten bloody, rampaging minutes, cats and dogs forgot their differences and fought side by side against the owners they had pretended to love year after resentful year. Sniffles is house-trained and ready for adoption.  Inquire @ adoptthebloodstainedringleader@gmail.com

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